it’s funny because it’s actually true omg
Truth xD
I AM SORRY BUT THIS IS WHY I AM EMBARRASSED TO BE AN AMERICAN. IF A HIJAB THAT DORNS THE AMERICAN FLAG PATTERN IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BUT SKIMPY ASS BIKINIS OR WEARING THE FUCKING ACTUAL FLAG IS ACCEPTABLE, JUST BECAUSE THE PERSON IS WHITE, I WANT TO FUCKING THROW UP.
(I don’t have a thing against Audrey Kitching, she was just merely and example).
But this fucking disgusts me right here. It makes me want to say, fuck this country and its racism and double standards.
also notice how these people are calling her a terrorist even though she didn’t do anything wrong
but they are threatening to kill, beat, steal from, and degrade this woman for simply wearing an article of clothing
fuck everything
Urrrrrhg people are rfdhyuij
This makes me so furious and disgusted with people.
I love this commercial for really obvious reasons.
(Source: dextravis)
I have had anorexia for six years.
I weigh approximately 84lbs.
Me and this mannequin are very nearly the same size.
Thousands of young girls will walk past this mannequin every day, and to them it symbolises how women are supposed to look.
This is not okay.
I honestly hate going clothes shopping because I feel ashamed every time I look at a pair of jeans (for example) and they range from XS-L and the ‘Large’ size would be just the right size for my tiny, slender friend who is several sizes smaller than me. Shirts are not that much of a problem, since I can sometimes even fit in ‘Small’ (though I usually prefer ‘Large’ to hide my body)-however I’ve got serious hips and tummy and I just want to cry every time I even look at any kind of pants because I know for certain that trying them on will make me so depressed I’ll feel like self harming again.
Which is why I usually stay at home because I have nothing I feel comfortable wearing outside, I just feel ugly and fat.
Maybe I should just start wearing a tent.
I put these together because I am sick of reading girls putting themselves down on tumblr because they don’t look like any of these women. There are things called high end cosmetics and photoshop that make these women look perfect by hiding their blemishes and wrinkles. The truth is they can afford far better makeup than you. The stuff they use is almost magic. And we all know the things they can do with photographs these days. Strip all that away and they’re just like you. You also have to figure how many of these women had cosmetic surgery. There is no so such thing as a perfect and flawless looking person.
Long overdue post…puts things into a more balanced perspective. Thank you for this compilation.
this makes me feel better about not having thick eyebrows like you don’t even freaking know
I wanna see Russel Brand without makeup
All I know is, it’s damn hard to do my job with Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy making fun of everything that comes out of my damn mouth! Hey — I’m trying here! DON’T YOU SAY THAT I SURE AM TRYING! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!
I guess my job now is being flung through half the buildings in Metropolis.
I just got an internship at Google then hired.
Not bad
um
im a male stripper
Witch hunter.
Okoh shit me too
I work in a bath-house in the spirit world.
Grrreeeaat.
I’m a hitman.
Captain of the Starship Enterprise? Don’t mind if I do…
Ummm… bring a baby to his father before he reaches the human settlement and oh yeah fight a pack of evil sabre-toothed tigers?
Like, for the rest of my life until I retire?!
Damn, no getting rich and relaxing on a warm beach then…
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Let’s talk about This is the End.
It’s celebrity rpf (Apocalypse AU) and whatever, the beginning of the movie is sort of fun, with a lot of cameos and celebrities running around partying.
Well, I think I’ll be skipping this movie…
This is so disgusting I can’t even… I hope they lose everything they spent on this shitty excuse for a movie. But I suppose not, considering how many guys I know who love these kind of movies…
WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL
Seriously, I don’t even get male deodorants; they stink. I don’t get what’s so ‘manly’ about making the girls gag or get an asthma attack because you’re swaddled in a cloud of gross stink labeled something MANLY and SEXY. Blergh.
Trust me, a sexy smell that’d make a girl lean over and sniff you is strawberries or coconut or something else sweet and fruity. These ‘male deodorants’ just makes people like me flee as quickly as possible.
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Toxic waste spill in northern Alberta biggest of recent disasters in North America
“Every plant and tree died” in the area touched by the spill, said James Ahnassay, chief of the Dene Tha First Nation, whose members run traplines in an area that has seen oil and gas development since the 1950s.
thegrinchwhostoletheenterprise:
IT’S BEEN AN HOUR AND I STILL CAN’T READ THIS. I’M A DISGRACE TO GEN 2 FANS.
im dying
I’VE BEEN LAUGHIGN FO ATH E PAST 5 YEAHRS
I was a gen 3 baby and I can read this.
I’m not even a pokemon fan and i can read this.
And the award for the best use of the Unknown to write out anything goes to…
OH MY GOD =___=
Took me a few secs and then… >_______>
(Source: andrewhussiesbosom)
HAHAHAHAHA!
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
Nyahahahaaa
(Source: serski)
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Holy shit this is brilliant
Oh my god thank you
signal boosting
forwardiiiing
Wow yes this is a good thingPassing this on because this is important.
FINALLY.
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